Just Kinda Cute...
WORDS WOMEN USE:
FINE--This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES--If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING--This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".
GO AHEAD--This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH--This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
THAT'S OKAY--This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS--A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Last, but not least...
"WHATEVER"...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
1 comment:
Hi Marie,
I was almost rolling in laughter when I read your definition of women's terms. My God, I will feel that I'm in another world If I come across those terms and their actual meanings. I'm so blessed that I never heard them from my wife. I would be getting a woman interpreter for me to understand her. Don't get me wrong, though. I never want to disparage women who use those terms. Different strokes for different folks, as they say.
Thanks for a most educational, informative and hilarious post. I really enjoyed it.
God bless you with all the wit and wisdom in the world.
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