Probably Another Load of Crap But...

Where the hell is my dollar bill?

Happy Bunny...

Things That Make You Go 'Hmmm'

While I was buying clothes today I began to wonder...

Why do we say "a pair of panties/underwear/thongs"?

Clearly these are not a pair. Hell, I'd understand "a pair of bras" as it holds two things, but even that is a stretch.

Things That Make You Go 'Hmmm'

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going ?

The Rapex--What's Next?

The Rapex is an anti-rape device for women. It claims to not only prevent rape but also identify the attacker. It is shaped like a female condom and is lined with 25 razor sharp teeth. Upon penetration it is fastened onto an attacker's penis. It can only be removed medically.

Now while this may seem like a great solution to an ever growing problem, I'm not so sure it's quite reasonable. Unless every women wore it at all times, preventing a rape it won't. It sure would stop it awful damn quick which is better than nothing I suppose. Not to mention identification and prosecution would be a lot less difficult and tramatic.

Unfortunately, I am afraid it's still one of those "it's great in theory, but quite lacking in application" moments.

Hypochondria

HYPOCHONDRIASIS, n. Depression of one's own spirits.

Some heaps of trash upon a vacant lot
Where long the village rubbish had been shot
Displayed a sign among the stuff and stumps
—"Hypochondriasis." It meant The Dumps.—
Bogul S. Purvy

~The Devils Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce~

Happy Mother's Day

So, how much like my Mother am I? Here's what this little quiz says... You Are Somewhat Like Your Mom

Believe it or not, you and your mom are pretty darn similar. It may not seem like it at times, but you and your mom have a lot of common ground. Over time, you'll probably get closer ... especially if you emphasize the things you like about each other.

Are You Like Your Mom?

Lord, help me!!!

Things That Make you Go 'Hmmm'

What would happen if you found a four-leafed clover under a ladder?

Signs of Spring

Lost

Does love ever really go away?

Just Images?

Memories can be so taxing. Especially when some of the happiest can also be the saddest. Think about it--As strange as it may sound it really can be true.

Things That Make You Go 'Hmmm'

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

No--I Don't Care To Move!

Delusions or Illusions?

I find it very ironic that the people who preach "once a cheater, always a cheater" are the same ones who stay with a cheater.

"Everything is so wonderful"
"He's not the same person he was"

How delusional can one person be? It would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

Ain't Spring Great?